Political Firestarter Gifts

Fear of revolution.

"The gods are energizing their base."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Political convention

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

Oog invented fire, then he accidentally sat in it and invented walking upright.

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

Mass Shootings Calendar

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!

Running for Congress

Me cold. Need heat cave. Fire works. To make metal tools, I need to melt these rocks. Fire works. I'd like a romantic atmosphere for my date tonight. Fire works. How should we celebrate the founding of our new nation? Fireworks!

David Bellamy

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

Taking Back The Government.

'What do you mean; 'I should burn less fuel to save the environment'? I only discovered fire this morning.'

"Let's just binge watch this."

'Well, at least he's an honest politician.'

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, and this time I mean it!'

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

"Don't you love the smell of burning leather boots this time of year?"

Obama TV Commercial

'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'

Bonfire

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

I've invented "fire." It'll accelerate global warming and get us out of this ice age!

Vote Smith. That guy is a perpetual candidate - He's always running for something. He has a "promising" career!

Election UK Leaders' Big Debate.

"Good news-- people are no longer calling your campaign quixotic."

'I still love you, Harold, but I'm moving to another state and running for the Senate.'

'The Senator's afraid he's irked his base. I don't know if he needs political advice or medical attention.'

"For Trog, the discovery of the skewer far outweighed the discovery of fire... Incredible!"