Political Conversation Starter Gifts

Never Talk to Afghans

"Funny how so many election deniers had their election denied."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"Not to take anything away from you, but rich lives matter too..."

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"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"You're such a good listener."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

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"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"He gets easily abstracted."

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"