Political Conversation Starter Mugs

"Funny how so many election deniers had their election denied."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"Not to take anything away from you, but rich lives matter too..."

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"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"You're such a good listener."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

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When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”