Fire-walking Novice Gifts

Woman escapes with cats.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

The man who discovered smoke

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

"My home insurance has dropped since I had it installed."

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

"We only have the Bible."

Heroes

"Well here's your trouble right here...Your flints have gone."

'Sunning ourselves works alright, but nothing beats a good fire to really warm you up...'

Organic Soldering.

'I just can't keep up with all this modern technology.'

"I think he stood on a nettle."

'You'd better get something for that sneeze. We can't keep coming out like this.'

'Well, if you don't like the way I cook it, you shouldn't have discovered fire, should you?!'

"Since he discovered fire, he's done nothing but binge-watch."

Fire Brigade Chiefs Annual Dinner

"How do you turn it off?"

The Winter Chimney Cleaner

'I see Mr. Invention is at it again -- we'd better start holding regular fire drills.'

Sneezing dragon.

Dog prank

"I got my wish!"

"I'm waiting for them to workout the bugs."

"Madam - with this new 'Automatic Fire Delivery System', rubbing two sticks together will be a thing of the past...!"

'Wow! That must have been one hell of a good salesman!'