Fire-walking Novice T-Shirts

Hot what? I just walked across hot what?

Woman escapes with cats.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

The man who discovered smoke

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

"My home insurance has dropped since I had it installed."

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

'Sunning ourselves works alright, but nothing beats a good fire to really warm you up...'

"Well here's your trouble right here...Your flints have gone."

Organic Soldering.

"We only have the Bible."

Heroes

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

'I just can't keep up with all this modern technology.'

'You'd better get something for that sneeze. We can't keep coming out like this.'

"I think he stood on a nettle."

'Well, if you don't like the way I cook it, you shouldn't have discovered fire, should you?!'

"Since he discovered fire, he's done nothing but binge-watch."

The Winter Chimney Cleaner

Fire Brigade Chiefs Annual Dinner

"How do you turn it off?"

Dog prank

'You, with the tattoo, you're free to go.'

Sneezing dragon.

"I got my wish!"

'I see Mr. Invention is at it again -- we'd better start holding regular fire drills.'

"Madam - with this new 'Automatic Fire Delivery System', rubbing two sticks together will be a thing of the past...!"

I know this place is horrible, but this spot is just so darn cozy.

'We can't call it 'wheel' -- that's already been used.'