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Organic Soldering.

Woman escapes with cats.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

The man who discovered smoke

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

Heroes

Studying Fire Behavior

"I think he stood on a nettle."

'Well, if you don't like the way I cook it, you shouldn't have discovered fire, should you?!'

"Since he discovered fire, he's done nothing but binge-watch."

Fire Brigade Chiefs Annual Dinner

The Winter Chimney Cleaner

'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'

Dog prank

'I see Mr. Invention is at it again -- we'd better start holding regular fire drills.'

"I got my wish!"

History Of Fire

'It's addicting... I watch it eight hours a day.'

Fred found it was easier to blow torch leaves than rake them.

'Wow! That must have been one hell of a good salesman!'

"I'm waiting for them to workout the bugs."