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Organic Soldering.

Woman escapes with cats.

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

The man who discovered smoke

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

Candles In Bed

Studying Fire Behavior

Heroes

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

'Well, if you don't like the way I cook it, you shouldn't have discovered fire, should you?!'

When Pyromaniacs Buy A Home: 'This is a great starter home.'

"I think he stood on a nettle."

The Winter Chimney Cleaner

'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'

"Since he discovered fire, he's done nothing but binge-watch."

Fire Brigade Chiefs Annual Dinner

Dog prank

'You, with the tattoo, you're free to go.'

'I see Mr. Invention is at it again -- we'd better start holding regular fire drills.'

"I got my wish!"

History Of Fire

"I'm waiting for them to workout the bugs."

'Wow! That must have been one hell of a good salesman!'

'It's addicting... I watch it eight hours a day.'

Fred found it was easier to blow torch leaves than rake them.