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Courage Frosty. Courage.

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

Woman escapes with cats.

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"Love your ambiance!"

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Burning love

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

Pizza Rescue.

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

USA Putting Out Fires

Fire Backwards.

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

"Do I look like I need rescuing?"

Artist displays painting after escaping fire.

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

'We need a taller ladder, chief!'

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

'I doubt whether the Green Goddesses can cope with this.'

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

"Dad, now can I be a fireman?"

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

"We only have the Bible."

Mountain Firefighter Rescue.

'We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by...'