Firewalking Mugs

Courage Frosty. Courage.

Woman escapes with cats.

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

Burning love

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"Love your ambiance!"

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

USA Putting Out Fires

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

Pizza Rescue.

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

'I doubt whether the Green Goddesses can cope with this.'

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

"Dad, now can I be a fireman?"

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

Humpty Dumpty

"We only have the Bible."

Mountain Firefighter Rescue.

"This way, O' Brien."