Literary Firewalker Mugs

"We only have the Bible."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Support Group for a Good Problem

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

A vampire in a canoe.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

Woman escapes with cats.

Camping.

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

Courage. Love.

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

Scouts made this for me

Camping with Mr. Thorough

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

Sunny with a chance of Helium

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."