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The boys were delighted, when Jed showed them an old fire eating trick with a flaming arrow.

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"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

Studying Fire Behavior

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

Baby in carrier is watching TV on dad's back.

"There's only two things that really fascinate men. One is fire and the other one isn't."

'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'

Vice On Ice.

Two clowns shoot out a duel in a Western - One has a gun that says 'Bang!', the other has a gun that says 'Ouch!'

"Since he discovered fire, he's done nothing but binge-watch."

'I'm a criminal lawyer.' 'I'm a criminal accountant.'

History Of Fire

Fred found it was easier to blow torch leaves than rake them.