Fire Show Fans Gifts

The boys were delighted, when Jed showed them an old fire eating trick with a flaming arrow.

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Applause

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

"Forensics put time of death about 3 hours ago chief. . .they're certain it was a potato gun."

Studying Fire Behavior

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

Baby in carrier is watching TV on dad's back.

When Pyromaniacs Buy A Home: 'This is a great starter home.'

"There's only two things that really fascinate men. One is fire and the other one isn't."

Vice On Ice.

Two clowns shoot out a duel in a Western - One has a gun that says 'Bang!', the other has a gun that says 'Ouch!'

'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'

"Since he discovered fire, he's done nothing but binge-watch."

'You, with the tattoo, you're free to go.'

'I'm a criminal lawyer.' 'I'm a criminal accountant.'

Fred found it was easier to blow torch leaves than rake them.

'Don't give up hope - Anthony Bourdain is bound to show up sooner or later.'

History Of Fire