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"Hold on. This will make a killer insta story."

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Minority Report

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

Bribery and Corruption.

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

The man who discovered smoke

'That's him. Number 3 is the one who attacked me.'

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"

Law 'N' Order

'Looks like a love affair gone bad.'

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

'Our crime figures are down!'

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?