Fire Play Aficionado T-Shirts

'Of course you can play with fire Dear...'

Woman escapes with cats.

'Let's go over our secret play.'

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

California fires and Coronavirus

The man who discovered smoke

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'Took longer than I thought it would.'

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

Heroes

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

Organic Soldering.

Studying Fire Behavior

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

Barbeque Silhoutte Identifier,

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'

The Winter Chimney Cleaner

Fire Brigade Chiefs Annual Dinner

"Since he discovered fire, he's done nothing but binge-watch."

"I got my wish!"