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'Of course you can play with fire Dear...'

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

Woman escapes with cats.

'Let's go over our secret play.'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

The man who discovered smoke

California fires and Coronavirus

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'Took longer than I thought it would.'

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

Organic Soldering.

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

Heroes

Studying Fire Behavior

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

Candles In Bed

Barbeque Silhoutte Identifier,

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

When Pyromaniacs Buy A Home: 'This is a great starter home.'

'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'

"Since he discovered fire, he's done nothing but binge-watch."

The Winter Chimney Cleaner

Fire Brigade Chiefs Annual Dinner