Fire Pit Fanatic T-Shirts

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

Woman escapes with cats.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

The man who discovered smoke

California fires and Coronavirus

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

'You know, dad...a campfire is nature's TV, but with only one channel.'

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

Smiley

Dog with chew toy.

The best apartment at The Maypole

An snail shell with a chimney

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

Collecting logs

Dragon fireplace

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

Organic Soldering.

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"