Fire Pit Fanatic T-Shirts

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

Woman escapes with cats.

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

California fires and Coronavirus

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

The man who discovered smoke

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

'You know, dad...a campfire is nature's TV, but with only one channel.'

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

Please roll over and breathe the other way.

Organic Soldering.

Smiley

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

An snail shell with a chimney

Dragon fireplace

Studying Fire Behavior

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

The best apartment at The Maypole