Fine Art Meets Funny Gifts

Dangerous Mural

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

Skeleton playing fetch.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

'Kong, loved your resume but I have to ask for a drug test.'

Sea Horse outside saloon

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

"Apparently he only uses fugitive colours."

"It's obviously an original."

The Shoemaker's Appendectomy

Just Browsing.

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

Boxers vs. Briefs

"It turns out I was having an affair and I didn't even know it."

Artist in formaldehyde

'Oh, I think I know exactly what the artist is saying. He's saying; 'With a bit of luck, some idiot will buy this junk'!'

"Tee hee. . . Turner Prize here I come. . .!"

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

"I couldn't be happier if I were in slop."

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

'You're messing with my head.'

Gonna Suck

"Well, it's only one glass after dinner darling!"

The awesome new CZ 1000 Cowasaki.

Thinking about TV.

"Go on. Throw the stick."

Up Pariscope.