Fine Art Meets Funny Prints

Dangerous Mural

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

Skeleton playing fetch.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

'Kong, loved your resume but I have to ask for a drug test.'

Pampered Pets.

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

Sea Horse outside saloon

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

"Apparently he only uses fugitive colours."

The Shoemaker's Appendectomy

"It's obviously an original."

Just Browsing.

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

Boxers vs. Briefs

"It turns out I was having an affair and I didn't even know it."

"I couldn't be happier if I were in slop."

'Oh, I think I know exactly what the artist is saying. He's saying; 'With a bit of luck, some idiot will buy this junk'!'

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

Artist in formaldehyde

"Tee hee. . . Turner Prize here I come. . .!"

Welcome to old age - I come up seven or eight times a night to empty my blowhole, too.

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

"Go on. Throw the stick."

'You're messing with my head.'

The awesome new CZ 1000 Cowasaki.

"Well, it's only one glass after dinner darling!"

Gonna Suck

Thinking about TV.

Bear painting himself as a teddy bear.