Finding Love In Old Age Gifts

An elderly woman with a heart-shaped ear trumpet

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"Wish I could do that." "Better give him a dog treat and a bath first."

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Ultimately love would find her...

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

Snow & Flo series: Wedding guests.

Tasty.

"Would you like to hear tonight's specials, or have you already closed yourselves to new experiences?"

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"It's chirp, chirp, chirp time again, isn't it?"

"I remember when you used to kiss me under the mistletoe."

Lady about man in tutu: 'Herb is determined to age gracefully.'

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'We met online.'

"Look at it this way, dear, if our bodies are 80% water, then you’re not fat, you’re flooded."

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'

Couple on a Tandem Cycling in Different Directions

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

'Are you sure you still love me even though I'm old, and everything just hangs now?'

"Make a wish, dear, and smile!"

"Hearing aids. What did you wish for?"

"75"

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'

I knew a guy who was born with a sidelong glance. . .

"We met on Agnostic Rendezvous."

"You're old, you're losing fluid and now you're breaking down...I better have you scrapped."

"First, you will meet Mr. Hot. Next, you will meet Mr. Cool. Then you will meet Mr. Right."

"Shall I compare thee to an autumn day?"

"Was that the crack of dawn, Arthur, or your back?"