Finding Love In Old Age Prints

An elderly woman with a heart-shaped ear trumpet

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"Wish I could do that." "Better give him a dog treat and a bath first."

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Snow & Flo series: Wedding guests.

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

Ultimately love would find her...

Tasty.

"Would you like to hear tonight's specials, or have you already closed yourselves to new experiences?"

"I remember when you used to kiss me under the mistletoe."

We found each other the first time either of us tried online dating! It was love at first website!

"It's chirp, chirp, chirp time again, isn't it?"

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Lady about man in tutu: 'Herb is determined to age gracefully.'

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'We met online.'

Lonely Hearts Dating Agency - "Mmm he's a bit of a dish."

"Look at it this way, dear, if our bodies are 80% water, then you’re not fat, you’re flooded."

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

'Hello, handsome - is that a Billy Cotton ringtone?'

Couple on a Tandem Cycling in Different Directions

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

'Are you sure you still love me even though I'm old, and everything just hangs now?'

"Hearing aids. What did you wish for?"

"Lift your stems."

"First, you will meet Mr. Hot. Next, you will meet Mr. Cool. Then you will meet Mr. Right."

"Was that the crack of dawn, Arthur, or your back?"

"Make a wish, dear, and smile!"

I knew a guy who was born with a sidelong glance. . .

"You're old, you're losing fluid and now you're breaking down...I better have you scrapped."

"75"

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'