Financially Inclined Angels Gifts

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain."

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

'I feel fine too. So what the hell are we going to talk about?'

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

"To play it safe, I still take one aspirin every other day."

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

The Lark Ascending

"It started as an out-of body experience but I forgot the password to get back in."

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

"It's how I get someone's attention."

Angel learning to fly...

'Well, in all my years as a relationships adviser, this is the first time I've had to admit defeat within the first five minutes!'

Supply was out of harps.

Gods has caged angel as pet.

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

A stranger in paradise.

'All our operators are busy with customers who don't have an eternity to wait.'

"Maybe it wasn't such a smart idea for you to have left everything to science."

"Hi. I'm Rod. And this is my staff."

"Wow, I wish I'd thought of that! My last words were pretty naf."

"I was always afraid to read it before."