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"Frankly, your credit score concerns me."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

Ok, ok, last page.

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain."

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

'I feel fine too. So what the hell are we going to talk about?'

"To play it safe, I still take one aspirin every other day."

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

"I was in purgatory only briefly and they've been sending me email newsletters ever since."

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

The Lark Ascending

"It started as an out-of body experience but I forgot the password to get back in."

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

'Well, in all my years as a relationships adviser, this is the first time I've had to admit defeat within the first five minutes!'

Angel learning to fly...

Supply was out of harps.

"It's how I get someone's attention."

"Awkward!"

Gods has caged angel as pet.

A stranger in paradise.

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

"Maybe it wasn't such a smart idea for you to have left everything to science."

'All our operators are busy with customers who don't have an eternity to wait.'

"Wow, I wish I'd thought of that! My last words were pretty naf."

Our nest egg hatched into a new ski boat.

Heavenly Desert Islands.

"I was always afraid to read it before."