Angels With Attitude Gifts

'My name was actually Smithkowicz, but they heaven-ized it to Smith.'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

Mexican angels.

The Reason for Storms

"Bip."

'Would you mind not drinking from the holy water?'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

Next World Tours

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

"I opted for the upgrades."

'You didn't think you could get away from us that easily, did you?'

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

The Eternal Consequence for Men Not Putting the Seat Down...

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

Your angel is always with you