Angels With Attitude Pillows

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

The Reason for Storms

Mexican angels.

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"Bip."

'Would you mind not drinking from the holy water?'

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

Next World Tours

"I opted for the upgrades."

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'You didn't think you could get away from us that easily, did you?'

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

Cherub string quartets

Your angel is always with you