Financial Humor Enthusiast Pillows

'Did you say 'buy-buy' or 'bye-bye'?'

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.'

'Yes, we offer no-fee checking accounts. For a small fee.'

"That $20 deduction is for new benefits ? like the $10 raise you just got."

'The patient's doing well but the budget's hemorrhaging badly.'

'Any collateral other than this letter from a Nigerian banker's widow?'

'...and then you smile and say...all together now...'that's not deductible.'.'

"Pour yourself a drink - the news isn't too good"

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

'Your hedge fund manager is here, sir.'

Beggar won't accept stock options.

'I can't be overdrawn, silly -- I have free checking!'

'Formerly, the office of the CFO.'

'But on the bright side, house prices are going down.'

'Stocks finished higher today, paced by rising drug and fuel costs, divorces,malpractice suits,bankruptcy fees and medical bills.'

'You won't feel a thing. We make a small incision in your wallet and...'

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

"No." "Nooooo". "Noooooooooo."

Stocks Bonds / Life Insurance.

Next bank please.

Banks To Stop Behaving Irresponsibly - 'But that's the only reason I became a banker.'

'The masked man He's the loan arranger,'

My 35 years of experience tell me your tolerance for risk is low...

"How could you forget to bring your receipts?"

'Satisfied now??'

"Today, Chef Luigi will show you how to cook the books."

'We're prepared to give you a loan but you will have to beg.'

'His spine is okay. It's his overdraft rate that gets him down.'

'I didn't know rocks HAD an interest rate.'

Stock Market: Please insert money HERE!

'It's just as the sign says, you've got the loan for 24 hours.'

"You're embarrassing yourself with this old-school attitude, Frank... just declare bankruptcy!"

Council of Economic Advisers.

I'm not guilty of insider trading. I've been out here all afternoon!