Financial Fandangoer Gifts

"Your repayments start now!"

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

'Recent studies in primate colonies suggest that organizational performance can be improved by replacing complicated financial incentives with bananas.'

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

"Your resume's very impressive, but we're looking for a financial wizard."

"I tell you, I don't like the looks of it."

'As you can clearly see in this Pie Chart...something is eating into our profit margins!'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

'I love it when you say - 'I'm going to print money'.'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

Wall Street Money Never Sleeps. They've obviously never seen my investment portfolio.

'Today, the market did the 'Ol' Dipsy, but recovered in the 'Doodle'.'

10 Days Without an Interest Rate Change

We only have two things to fear - fear itself and someone getting a look at our books.

'The financial crisis is unlikely to worry me: I lay a new Golden Egg every day...'

"To mom, apple pie, and foreign investors who keep our economy humming."

"The people who were running the economy last year... are running the economy this year."

'Reminds me of how I balance your pay packet each week!'

"Goodbye cruel world."

Wall Street: Panic, don't panic

"The markets seem to be a little jittery this morning."

Businessman on a Slippery Downward Slide.

'Don't panic, folks! It's red ink, not blood!

Clever pitbulls.

"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage."

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

Ten business commandments, city trading floor

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

'That's much better.'

"We've lowered our IPO price so many times, the Street's referring to it as an Initial Pathetic Offer."

"He put the 'fun' in funding."

'The stock market rose sharply today, and the police are baffled.'

"I hate it when he makes snow angels in his bonus."