Financial Fandangoer Gifts

"Your repayments start now!"

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

'Recent studies in primate colonies suggest that organizational performance can be improved by replacing complicated financial incentives with bananas.'

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

"Your resume's very impressive, but we're looking for a financial wizard."

'As you can clearly see in this Pie Chart...something is eating into our profit margins!'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

'I love it when you say - 'I'm going to print money'.'

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'Today, the market did the 'Ol' Dipsy, but recovered in the 'Doodle'.'

'The financial crisis is unlikely to worry me: I lay a new Golden Egg every day...'

We only have two things to fear - fear itself and someone getting a look at our books.

10 Days Without an Interest Rate Change

"To mom, apple pie, and foreign investors who keep our economy humming."

"The people who were running the economy last year... are running the economy this year."

'Reminds me of how I balance your pay packet each week!'

'Don't panic, folks! It's red ink, not blood!

"Goodbye cruel world."

"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage."

Clever pitbulls.

Businessman on a Slippery Downward Slide.

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

"The markets seem to be a little jittery this morning."

Wall Street: Panic, don't panic

Ten business commandments, city trading floor

'That's much better.'

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

"We've lowered our IPO price so many times, the Street's referring to it as an Initial Pathetic Offer."

'I wonder if I can declare you as dependents on my income taxes?'

"I hate it when he makes snow angels in his bonus."

"By now, you've probably noticed that around here, money talks and you-know-what walks!"

"He put the 'fun' in funding."