Financial Fairy Tale Weaver Gifts

'...and then the DOW rallied six hundred points and the three bears felt like idiots...'

Lennon and McCartney.

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

Sub-prime Bear

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

All I want for Christmas is a modest recovery in the GDP, along with expectations that the year-over-year growth rate will significantly improve in 2014.'

'And then the bad man from the Securities and Exchange Commission and I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!'

'I've been a broker for almost three days and I've never seen the market act like this.'

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

First Little Piggy Investment Associates

'The prince and the princess lived happily ever after on their profits from capital-appreciation funds.'

"Don't forget, the market will take a sharp downturn on the stroke of midnight."

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

'That's all for now. We'll find out if our hero emerges from Chapter 11 tomorrow.'

Make Your Portfolio BEARable.

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

Business Fairy Tales.

"The stock market hit 50,000 and everyone lived happily ever after."

'I love the mornings...'

Symbols of Wall St.

"Once upon a time there was a kind old bank that did not charge its customers a fee."

"It's just as easy to love a man with a pension as to love a man without one."

"I haven't been this pessimistic about investing since yesterday."

"I wish I was less gullible when it comes to money."

'Another golden egg Mr. Goose! At this rate you'll be a millionaire soon!'

'How to profit from a financial meltdown.'

"That's Jack from accounting. He's a magic bean counter."

'No, I really don't know how much I'm worth - but I'm sure my wife's divorce lawyer does.'

Dido and Aeneas

'Ever wonder how you're going to pay off your school loan?'

'I'm sorry my Queen, but Snow White also has a much healthier portfolio than you do.'

'So the stock market hit 12,000 and everyone lived happily ever after.'

"Together they were a 15-pounder."

Congratulations on winning the 'Inland revenue fiction award' Mister Hambone.

'Take a good look at that son..THAT'S why you should NEVER loan money to family!'