Financial Fairy Tale Weaver Pillows

'...and then the DOW rallied six hundred points and the three bears felt like idiots...'

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

Sub-prime Bear

All I want for Christmas is a modest recovery in the GDP, along with expectations that the year-over-year growth rate will significantly improve in 2014.'

'And then the bad man from the Securities and Exchange Commission and I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!'

'I've been a broker for almost three days and I've never seen the market act like this.'

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

First Little Piggy Investment Associates

'The prince and the princess lived happily ever after on their profits from capital-appreciation funds.'

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

"Don't forget, the market will take a sharp downturn on the stroke of midnight."

'That's all for now. We'll find out if our hero emerges from Chapter 11 tomorrow.'

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

Make Your Portfolio BEARable.

Business Fairy Tales.

"The stock market hit 50,000 and everyone lived happily ever after."

'I love the mornings...'

Symbols of Wall St.

"I haven't been this pessimistic about investing since yesterday."

"Once upon a time there was a kind old bank that did not charge its customers a fee."

"It's just as easy to love a man with a pension as to love a man without one."

"I wish I was less gullible when it comes to money."

'Another golden egg Mr. Goose! At this rate you'll be a millionaire soon!'

'How to profit from a financial meltdown.'

"That's Jack from accounting. He's a magic bean counter."

'No, I really don't know how much I'm worth - but I'm sure my wife's divorce lawyer does.'

'I'm sorry my Queen, but Snow White also has a much healthier portfolio than you do.'

Dido and Aeneas

'Ever wonder how you're going to pay off your school loan?'

Congratulations on winning the 'Inland revenue fiction award' Mister Hambone.

'So the stock market hit 12,000 and everyone lived happily ever after.'

"Together they were a 15-pounder."

'Take a good look at that son..THAT'S why you should NEVER loan money to family!'

'No prince meets princess, prince saves princess and they live happily ever after again. Read me something about mutual funds and IRAs.'