Fish Tale Weaver Gifts

"Together they were a 15-pounder."

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

"Who knew the Loch Ness Monster was in Whipple Lake?"

The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Always a bigger fish.

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Fishing Contest

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

There was something fishy about this jump,

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

Fish Story

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

Making Things Pleasant.

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

"Ha! You mean you've only caught one fish all day?!"

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

"Just take the picture. I'll Photoshop in something really big when we get home."

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'

"Go big or go home."

"... And that one I tickled to death."

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

A snowman catches fish ice fishing.