Fishing Tale Weaver Gifts

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

Fishing Tales

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Always a bigger fish.

Your resume begins Once Upon A Time...I like that!

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

Crow and fox

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

Ted Hughes

Fishing Contest

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

'When we get back this trip is going to need some embroidering.'

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

"Better than Chekhov"

"Am I boring you, kid?"

Bedtime Story

Homer

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

The Captain's a great storyteller. We call him "Narrative Hook"!

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

'We'll never be able to eat all that. Throw it back and catch a smaller one.'

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Making Things Pleasant.

Having finished writing his latest 400-page novel, Anton Chekhov divides it into 32 short stories,

A snowman catches fish ice fishing.

Fisherman buying fish on the way home...!

'This should come out just right.'

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

'I love the mornings...'

"Put a bit more expression into it..." "We can't tell the difference between the elephant and the mouse!"

'Coconut? -- You seriously expect me to bite on coconut?'