Whale Tale Weaver Gifts

"Little Dude says his name is 'Jonah'."

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

Lennon and McCartney.

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

Writers without borders.

Your resume begins Once Upon A Time...I like that!

Kirsten Johnson

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

'Is this your first book launch?'

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

Crow and fox

Book publisher telling author about some changes needed.

Book publishing.

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

Ted Hughes

'Radiology confirms that, like many other teachers of English, you do have a book in you.'

"I feel like I have a book in me."

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

"Someone to collect your works, dear."

Charles Dickens.

"Winter must be coming. The people in my novel are starting to wear mittens."

The afternoon shower catches the couple in the tropical garden. The rain shimmers on the flowers that perfume the air. Ryan Beardsley looks into her eyes and whispers. Twig! Watch where you're watering! The humidity begins to affect her mood!

John Galsworthy

'I just read 'Moby Dick'...do you have anymore 'whale hate' literature?'

"I finally got my wife to read my manuscript. She said the main character was a sleazebag devoid of a moral compass. It's an autobiography."

'True, I'm nearing the end, but at least, there's rarely a dull moment.'

'He's been working on 'Seven Days to Change Your Life' for 8 years and he's only reached Tuesday.'

"Right here is where you lost the narrative flow."