Whale Tale Weaver Gifts

"Little Dude says his name is 'Jonah'."

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

Writers without borders.

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

Your resume begins Once Upon A Time...I like that!

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

Kirsten Johnson

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

'Is this your first book launch?'

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

Crow and fox

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

Book publishing.

Book publisher telling author about some changes needed.

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

'Radiology confirms that, like many other teachers of English, you do have a book in you.'

"I feel like I have a book in me."

'True, I'm nearing the end, but at least, there's rarely a dull moment.'

"Someone to collect your works, dear."

"Winter must be coming. The people in my novel are starting to wear mittens."

Charles Dickens.

"I finally got my wife to read my manuscript. She said the main character was a sleazebag devoid of a moral compass. It's an autobiography."

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

John Galsworthy

'He's been working on 'Seven Days to Change Your Life' for 8 years and he's only reached Tuesday.'

'I just read 'Moby Dick'...do you have anymore 'whale hate' literature?'

"Right here is where you lost the narrative flow."

"Sorry, but your personal life story just isn't very original."