Fishing Tale Weaver Pillows

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Fishing Tales

Always a bigger fish.

Your resume begins Once Upon A Time...I like that!

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

Crow and fox

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

Fishing Contest

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

"Better than Chekhov"

Bedtime Story

"Am I boring you, kid?"

'When we get back this trip is going to need some embroidering.'

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

Homer

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

Making Things Pleasant.

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'We'll never be able to eat all that. Throw it back and catch a smaller one.'

Having finished writing his latest 400-page novel, Anton Chekhov divides it into 32 short stories,

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

'I love the mornings...'

Fisherman buying fish on the way home...!

'This should come out just right.'

A snowman catches fish ice fishing.

"Put a bit more expression into it..." "We can't tell the difference between the elephant and the mouse!"

'I'm currently having my autobiography reviewed to seperate the actual events from my fantasies.'

'Coconut? -- You seriously expect me to bite on coconut?'