Fish Tale Weaver Mugs

"Together they were a 15-pounder."

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

"Who knew the Loch Ness Monster was in Whipple Lake?"

The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Always a bigger fish.

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

Fishing Contest

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

There was something fishy about this jump,

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

"Ha! You mean you've only caught one fish all day?!"

Fish Story

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Making Things Pleasant.

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'

"... And that one I tickled to death."

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

A snowman catches fish ice fishing.

'I love the mornings...'

"Go big or go home."