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Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

The one that got away

Fishing Tales

Fish talking about fisherman

Always a bigger fish.

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Fishing Contest

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

There was something fishy about this jump,

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

I hate these flying fish

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

Making Things Pleasant.

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

Fish Story

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

"... And that one I tickled to death."

A snowman catches fish ice fishing.

'This should come out just right.'

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

Fish with a hook tells a good tale.