Tax Tale Weaver Gifts

Congratulations on winning the 'Inland revenue fiction award' Mister Hambone.

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

Your resume begins Once Upon A Time...I like that!

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

"Be or be not. There is no question."

Crow and fox

'I'm glad you're reading my night night story. Dad being a tax attorney only reads chapter 11.'

'...and then the DOW rallied six hundred points and the three bears felt like idiots...'

Tax Collector

Ted Hughes

"Well, if it's a fairy story you want, here's a good one that arrived at the office today."

"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?

After thirty years of hard work, Tom was beginning to get a little upset with the ball and chain forced upon him.

'Sorry, you must have the wrong person, I don't pay income tax.'

'I've invested my heart and soul in this company. I need a receipt for tax purposes.'

"I wish I had done more pro bono work. I need the tax write offs."

'These continuous tax increases will be the death of us.'

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

"Am I boring you, kid?"

Bedtime Story

"Better than Chekhov"

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

Writer's Block Next 10 Miles

'There's not much of an incentive after taxes.'

'When we get back this trip is going to need some embroidering.'