Tax Tale Teller Gifts

Man confronts death and taxes at the same time.

'...and when you're not kind and obedient, the ugly Taxman will come to bleed you!'

"Your tax return reads like one of your novels."

Accounting: Fiction and Non-Fiction.

"Well, if it's a fairy story you want, here's a good one that arrived at the office today."

"Although technically it's a profit and loss statement, the narrative is admittedly rather one-sided."

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

'I'm glad you're reading my night night story. Dad being a tax attorney only reads chapter 11.'

"You really clean up on these mileage deductions, don't you."

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

'We do spend a lot and tax a lot, but it's the price you pay for living in a money-based economy.'

'Which scares you most - Iran, North Korea, or the alternative minimum tax?'

'Then he smiled and his very last words were 'Now the inland revenue will never find out!''

'I'm not experienced, but I have a PhD in Byzantine history.'

'It only made sense for us to finally merge.'

'Don't worry. he always does that right before he raises taxes.'

"So let me see... for your last will you have decided to bequeath all your unpaid tax bills to your ex husband."

'This is great fiction! My cousin, an agent in Hollywood, may be able to sell book and movie rights.'

'Professor Blaupunkt's research, funded by the I.R.S., is to find any signs of taxes on other planets.'

'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'

News. To broaden the tax base, they started making robots pay income tax. Of course! They can't vote. IRS. My first tax return and I get audited! They said everything was wrong! Despite the fact humans totally rely on us, we can't list them as dependents! They said my "net income" is not what I earned working online. And I shouldn't have used the "short" form even though I' have some bad electrical wiring! You'll do better next time ... just remember to disconnect your logic board befo

'The hair-raising twists and turns, the mystery, numbing assault on the mind...THAT'S why I love tax law!'

"It's a nice story, Mr. Fergus, but why do you always write in the passive voice?" "I suppose because I've been a taxpayer all my life."

'It's true

"He's ready for you now. Don't forget to ask for the job at the end of the interview."

'You won't have me as a deduction anymore.'

Tax haven.

"Do you mind if we do this without the violins?"

'Are you sure it's necessary to sign this part declaring 'all information is true and correct to the best of my knowledge'?.'

'Hey! Roll a mile in my shoes!'

"Have I met my deductible yet?"

Having shut early for Christmas, Mr Small decided to get back to work early to check the answering machine.

"I've never objected to paying tax... as long as it's other people paying."