Fight For Love Pillows

"It's probably nothing but I saw him with your girlfriend last night."

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

Still searching for my Prince Charming.

Mayo-A-Mayo

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

Biological Cuckoo clock

Same sex families - it's about love, not sex, after all...

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

"You like taking long walks in the rain? My dogs will love you!"

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

'He has some unresolved issues.'

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

Single men in Tahiti

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

"Being a refrigerator magnet is fine, but I wish, for just one day, I could be a chick magnet."

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

"Hey Ref - any chance you can get those buzzards to quit circling over my fighter?"

"...Also, true love is eventually tax deductible."

"Sure, I can help you improve your mating call: that's my specialty..."

Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the Wood

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

Sue believed that one day she would find her soul mate - and her missing sock.

'Always the usher, never the bride.'

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'I'm not sure we have a girl with THAT good a sense of humor.'

"My mating dances were unsuccessful, so I tried reciting poetry: didn't work either..."

ACME COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'She should be attractive, intelligenty, charming, and funny, or best offer.

"The preacher's wife needs a new hobby."

"You're looking for love in all the wrong places, Harold."