Love And Laughter Seeker Pillows

"Being with you reminds me that the days are getting longer."

'It's not about the money per s

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

'We've been married one year, Roxie...it just seems like seven.'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Bad fake tan day.

"That'll be five bucks."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

The only time cats are known to laugh.

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

"What did Jesus order?"

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"Projectile hairballing."

Drunk Barber

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"Hey! Get back here!"

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

Football heads...

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

Bald Man Overcomb

'When Einstein wrote about time and relativity he must have been watching a football game where the last 30 seconds took two hours.'

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Ask Sadie

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

Comedy Store - Canned Laughter delivery.

When Stupid People Get an Idea