Love And Laughter Seeker Pillows

"Being with you reminds me that the days are getting longer."

'It's not about the money per s

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

'We've been married one year, Roxie...it just seems like seven.'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Bad fake tan day.

"That'll be five bucks."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"What did Jesus order?"

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

"Projectile hairballing."

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Drunk Barber

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

"Hey! Get back here!"

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

Bald Man Overcomb

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

Football heads...

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

Comedy Store - Canned Laughter delivery.

When Stupid People Get an Idea

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

Well, that was a total waste of time!

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

'I've seen this kind of thing before. In Vegas, I believe.'