Love And Laughter Enthusiast Pillows

"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."

Dysfunction room.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

King and Jester

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

'I see we've got some techies in tonight.'

Prison Romance.

"I'm glad you think it's funny."

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

Beer Van and Ice Cream Van

'A friendly reminder, Mr. Parker: There's only room for one long, raucous, 'what-a-stupid-question' laugh in this company, and it's not yours.'

"...dry your eyes, m'boy, and always remember: Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, and the world laughs AT you."

'What have I told you about laughing on purpose, Mother?'

'You certainly picked your moment to propose!'

"Of course you still make me laugh, just not out loud."

"I picked this one up in France while my wife had her hip replaced."

'That's odd. For most people, getting a pet helps lower blood pressure.'

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

'Oh dear, it looks like the men have been talking about work again.'

"Open mike night"

Les Bons Bourgeois - Returning home between 11 o'clock and midnight

'You are here' T-shirt,

"All her other suitors could sing and dance of course, but Mummy chose me because I made her laugh as well..."

Soldier With Mouse Ears.

Bucky's dream of becoming a stand-up comedian ended abruptly the very first time he stepped into the spotlight.

'We've been married one year, Roxie...it just seems like seven.'

'Sir, making mistakes is a craft, but making things up the way we do is art.'

'Don't worry about it, nurse. Mr. Jones is one of my private patients.'

"It's just the milk talking."