Love Fighters Pillows

A boxer fights a heart shaped punching bag.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

"When I first met him, he was my knight in shining armour. But, he hasn't been near the metal polish in years!"

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

Single men in Tahiti

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

Same Sex Wedding

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

'Are you seeing anybody?'

Ballerina Boxer,"She's going for a win on pointes."

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

"To be honest I'd rather make love not war, but my chat-up lines are terrible."

Extreme valentine enthusiast.

'MILK FIGHT!'

The final all-toast supper at apartment 5-B

"Not on my watch..."

'Progress. Your prenup process is down to two boxes of tissue a day.'

"Ambitions . . . never, ever to eat broccoli again."

"Don't you dare apologize to me!"

"Don't eat anything fatty...you're not listening, Fatty...I said, 'Don't eat anything!'"

'If anyone here objects to the marriage of these two men, speak up now because opponents are aging and dying off and soon won't matter anymore...'

'Sorry son, I spent all your inheritence fighting inheritence tax.'

"I now declare a thumb war."