Love Fighters T-Shirts

A boxer fights a heart shaped punching bag.

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

"When I first met him, he was my knight in shining armour. But, he hasn't been near the metal polish in years!"

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

Single men in Tahiti

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

Same Sex Wedding

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

'Are you seeing anybody?'

Ballerina Boxer,"She's going for a win on pointes."

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

"To be honest I'd rather make love not war, but my chat-up lines are terrible."

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

Extreme valentine enthusiast.

'MILK FIGHT!'

The final all-toast supper at apartment 5-B

"Not on my watch..."

"Ambitions . . . never, ever to eat broccoli again."

'Progress. Your prenup process is down to two boxes of tissue a day.'

"Don't you dare apologize to me!"

"Don't eat anything fatty...you're not listening, Fatty...I said, 'Don't eat anything!'"

'If anyone here objects to the marriage of these two men, speak up now because opponents are aging and dying off and soon won't matter anymore...'

'Sorry son, I spent all your inheritence fighting inheritence tax.'