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Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"So, what are you reading?"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

"Prices may keep going up, up, up, but my love for you will remain positively, and forever, as is."

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"When I first met him, he was my knight in shining armour. But, he hasn't been near the metal polish in years!"

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

'Remember, rising sea levels will raise all boats.'

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

Same Sex Wedding

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

Single men in Tahiti

Stress on GPs

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

'Are you seeing anybody?'

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

"To be honest I'd rather make love not war, but my chat-up lines are terrible."

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

Extreme valentine enthusiast.

'MILK FIGHT!'

Food Cooked. Nerves raw.

"Not on my watch..."

The final all-toast supper at apartment 5-B