Field Vet Gifts

Desert Vet.

'Look at it this way, Dr. Dresher. You'll be the local camel expert.'

'The circle is complete!'

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

Cat Scan

Scarecrows guarding a field

Pull the udder one

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

Job Safety - Hardhat.

"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "

Cardiologist/Truckdiologist: Medical help for Trucks.

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

A Few Common Ailments

Rancher builds fence around angry bull.

'James Herriot would never say a thing like that!'

"We put him in the field but it didn't help."

'Argh! This itching is driving me crazy!'

"We find the Rolf Harris tape provides reassurance for our clients."

A Vet? I had you picked in advertising.

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....

'Doc lost his new watch while checking old 32.'

'OK, you're all set. That stent in your artery will get you through the second half, but I'll need to open you back up after the game.'

Sun for the Farmer.

'What sort of mix is she?'

"This desk job is killing me Jim. I need to be out in the field."

'Whoa, hey, guys! Where are you going?! I was just brushing my teeth, see!'

'Sir, the men want to know why veterinary officers can't use the same targets as everyone else.

You've got polaroids.

'Now if you can break it in half, it's not an ovary....'

'Every time we go out for a steak dinner, Sander thinks he recongnizes...

Soccer and pandemic

Officer with many medals.

Bear in veterinary practice.

"Careful, Doc. I'm pretty sure he understands you're going to neuter him."