Tv Vet Gifts

"We find the Rolf Harris tape provides reassurance for our clients."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Polly txt speak

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'He's not supposed to go out.'

Tree house.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."

The rain has been falling for so long the animals are pairing up and forming queues by the boat! It must be time for the Crick boat show...

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

Cat Scan

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

"My pets found out they were adopted."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'