Field Vet Mugs

Desert Vet.

'Look at it this way, Dr. Dresher. You'll be the local camel expert.'

'The circle is complete!'

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

Cat Scan

Pull the udder one

Scarecrows guarding a field

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

Job Safety - Hardhat.

Cardiologist/Truckdiologist: Medical help for Trucks.

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

A Few Common Ailments

'James Herriot would never say a thing like that!'

"We put him in the field but it didn't help."

'Argh! This itching is driving me crazy!'

"We find the Rolf Harris tape provides reassurance for our clients."

A Vet? I had you picked in advertising.

'Doc lost his new watch while checking old 32.'

Sun for the Farmer.

'OK, you're all set. That stent in your artery will get you through the second half, but I'll need to open you back up after the game.'

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....

'What sort of mix is she?'

'Whoa, hey, guys! Where are you going?! I was just brushing my teeth, see!'

'Now if you can break it in half, it's not an ovary....'

You've got polaroids.

'Every time we go out for a steak dinner, Sander thinks he recongnizes...

Officer with many medals.

'Sir, the men want to know why veterinary officers can't use the same targets as everyone else.

Soccer and pandemic

Bear in veterinary practice.

'Lieutenant Fenwick, you'll be pleased to learn...

"The tests have come back and don't show that your bones have any specially beneficial qualities: I don't understand why the poachers are after you..."