Vehicle Vet Mugs

Cardiologist/Truckdiologist: Medical help for Trucks.

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Polly txt speak

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

Useless add-ons.

'He's not supposed to go out.'

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."

The rain has been falling for so long the animals are pairing up and forming queues by the boat! It must be time for the Crick boat show...

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"My pets found out they were adopted."

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

"It's the cat doc, he scares me."

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'