Farm Vet Gifts

Horse Play.

'Bovine Palpation'

'Now if you can break it in half, it's not an ovary....'

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....

'Doc lost his new watch while checking old 32.'

'Those Texas Longhorns are sure good mothers, Doc.'

'Every time we go out for a steak dinner, Sander thinks he recongnizes...

Thank you, Essential Workers

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'Where's my glove?'

The worm that churned!

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'I admire your can-cock-a-doodle-do attitude.'

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

Cardiologist/Truckdiologist: Medical help for Trucks.

"So you found an enormous truffle and still you weren't happy."

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

Matador Artificial Insemination.

Doc's Kid.

Horse Clean-up

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

'Hey, Mom, you have a farmer's tan.'

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

A Few Common Ailments

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

Can we have our hedgehog back please?(Hedgehog is stuck to the tree)

Even cows get the blahs....

'Of course the Smiths have more than we do. His wife works.'

'... And of course, there are the conspiracy theorists who say that it was all a big hoax and I didn't jump over it at all.'