Farm Vet Gifts

Horse Play.

'Bovine Palpation'

'Now if you can break it in half, it's not an ovary....'

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....

'Doc lost his new watch while checking old 32.'

'Those Texas Longhorns are sure good mothers, Doc.'

'Every time we go out for a steak dinner, Sander thinks he recongnizes...

Thank you, Essential Workers

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'Where's my glove?'

The worm that churned!

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

'I admire your can-cock-a-doodle-do attitude.'

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

Cardiologist/Truckdiologist: Medical help for Trucks.

"So you found an enormous truffle and still you weren't happy."

Matador Artificial Insemination.

Doc's Kid.

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

Horse Clean-up

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

Can we have our hedgehog back please?(Hedgehog is stuck to the tree)

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

Rancher builds fence around angry bull.

'Hey, Mom, you have a farmer's tan.'

A Few Common Ailments

Toast Pops Out of Piggy Bank.