Fidelity Philosopher Gifts

"Helen, I really wish you would respect my creative process."

Ethics exam cheater.

Playing Fetch.

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

"Eat my dust!"

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

Slavery Reparations

Corporate Ethics Department, how may I help you?

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

My mother says the bible is full of good people, like Moses, who brought kindness to the world. That alone makes it a worthy basis for morality in today's world. Moses, Numbers 31:9-18(NIV), look it up.

That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

Caption Contest TK

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

'The bad news is that our company is bankrupt. The good news is that we're only morally bankrupt.'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

'Okay - who leaked?'

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

'Now you see, that's EXACTLY what we should try to avoid here.'

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

Bleh! What's up, little man? I can't figure out how to start my essay on integrity and honesty. Oh yeah. I once wrote one of those. Excellent. Can I use yours? Honestly?

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

Recruitment of excutives at 'Wynem, Dynem & Dunkem, Inc.'.