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"Helen, I really wish you would respect my creative process."

Ethics exam cheater.

Playing Fetch.

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"Eat my dust!"

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

Slavery Reparations

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

My mother says the bible is full of good people, like Moses, who brought kindness to the world. That alone makes it a worthy basis for morality in today's world. Moses, Numbers 31:9-18(NIV), look it up.

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That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

'The bad news is that our company is bankrupt. The good news is that we're only morally bankrupt.'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

'Okay - who leaked?'

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

'Now you see, that's EXACTLY what we should try to avoid here.'

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

Recruitment of excutives at 'Wynem, Dynem & Dunkem, Inc.'.

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"