Festooning Fan T-Shirts

Rudolph with baubles.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"I love these old decorations!"

Santa does a keg stand.

Dog fetching clown shoes.

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"Regular service or affected?"

Meet Santa's entourage

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Ring those Christmas bells!

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

Bath Bonfire

Christmas reunions!

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

Knight Vision

"Dude, last night was nuts."

Recycled Flake

July 5...payback.

'Don't forget your thermos.'

"Mom forbids me to have fireworks. She gave me this cereal instead!"

'Happy New Year!'

Santa and elves drinking eggnog.

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

"We were lucky to find an island with a water feature."

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.