Festooning Fan Gifts

Rudolph with baubles.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"I love these old decorations!"

Santa does a keg stand.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

"Regular service or affected?"

Meet Santa's entourage

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

Ring those Christmas bells!

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

Knight Vision

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

Christmas reunions!

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

Bath Bonfire

How many times have I told you not to leave it running?

Recycled Flake

"Dude, last night was nuts."

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

July 5...payback.

'Don't forget your thermos.'

"Mom forbids me to have fireworks. She gave me this cereal instead!"

'Happy New Year!'

"We were lucky to find an island with a water feature."

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

Santa and elves drinking eggnog.