Festive Season Comedian Gifts

10th day of christmas.

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Christmas Presents.

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

'It's a snow mobile.'

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

'Oh, Christ.'

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

The Month of August

"I love this time of year."

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'Relax, it's purely a seasonally affected disorder.'

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Four

'Well, hello, Mr. Christmas!'

"Maybe this year..."

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

Hip hop Santa.

Your dad is a union man, isn't he?

Santa hosing the Chimney.